George Washington Badass Throw Blanket bonesmen Limp handshakes are for weak

Limp handshakes are for weak men and communists

and the motto "Come and take it

Toward the end of the 1960s

Elected delegate to the illegitimate "Continental Congress" and primary author to the radical "Declaration of Independence" that instigated regional instability throughout the colonies

George Washington Badass Throw Blanket bonesmen Limp handshakes are for weakGeorge Washington was a badass. The only dude to be elected to the US Presidency unanimously, he could have likely become America's first king if he wanted after commanding the American rebels to a victory over the most powerful military in the world, but retired and shocked the world with his incredible farewell address that basically became every American school kid's civic lesson for the next 200 years. Let's go over Washington's manliness. He